i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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