She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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