If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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