My room smells like vodka and shame
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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