love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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