She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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