North Korea, Best Korea!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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