Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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