xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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