I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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