Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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