You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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