She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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