I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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