Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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