I hate all girls vehemently.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i think im in europe. pls send help
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
