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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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