Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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