I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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