yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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