Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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