no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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