I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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