i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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