so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
