Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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