Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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