I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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