I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
