How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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