Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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