i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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