I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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