I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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