The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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