We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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