what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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