Nicole vs. Life
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
When are your genitals available?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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