Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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