he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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