Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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