we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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