Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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