her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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