Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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