So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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