I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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