belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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