K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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