Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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