i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
don't judge my taste in strippers
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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