I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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