Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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